Why he can't get a job

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thecheese
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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by thecheese » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:06 am

Full Sail is what educated people call a joke "school", professor.

If you think a film "degree" is going to amount to a hill of beans where web presence is concerned, you've already missed the boat entirely. You're supposed to be talking with the listener, not at them.

[sarcasm]But clearly I'm wrong, because according to you, you've been flooded with unsolicited radio job offers from eager PD's hungry for your vast skill set and razor sharp wit.[/sarcasm]

Since you're so in demand, despite the current economic climate, how about sharing with us lowly posers the last 3 job offers you turned down so we might feast on your scraps.

But you won't, because they don't exist anywhere beyond your imagination.

CarterManGod
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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by CarterManGod » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:27 am

I wouldn't say that at all about Full Sail, but regardless, it's not my only education. It's the only one you 'get' to see because it's the only education highlighted on my Radio Resume Website (that you're in love with-) I have many years of career experience outside of radio too that's not listed either. When considering applicable skills and education to list on a resume for radio work (or any specific profession), I filter a bit. Doesnt everyone? But thanks.

thecheese
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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by thecheese » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:48 pm

I wouldn't say that at all about Full Sail
Of course you wouldn't.. you went there.

I'm sure the people who list such academic triumphs as "locksmithing" and "taxidermy" on their radio resume think quite highly of the at home coursework Sally Struthers pitched them on TV, too.

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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by CarterManGod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:37 am

Wow, Sally Struthers... Is that both barrels of funny?  Old, tired, weak, worn out- 

I guess I forgot that we were living in Bizzarro World. Where we take the advice of someone who's 'heard about a school,' instead of listening to the person who 'actually graduated from it.
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thecheese
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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by thecheese » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:04 pm

In school again? What for THIS time? Barber College? Maybe Accounting? Majoring in Refrigerator Macaroni Art perhaps?

Sounds like you suck at everything you try, then like to blame your failure on that respective industry for not seeing your non existent genius or talent.

So Radio didn't pan out.

Here are other places your film "degree" might be helpful:

Night cook at IHOP
Bagboy at Kroger
Crew Chief at McDonald's (that's a NCO position, by the way)
WalMart Greeter
Fluffer for Vivid Entertainments "bestiality" unit (not to be confused with "Key Grip")

I'll post more as I think of them.

CarterManGod
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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by CarterManGod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:56 pm

I haven't determined that 'radio didn't pan out,' actually, that's your assumption. However, it doesn't appear to be panning out for a lot of people, especially, lately. Keep hatin' dude- but please stop trying to be funny. You've tried the 'Sally Struthers technical college joke' twice now, and it wasn't funny either time. I don't take offense- I know that even technical college is more than you've had, so...- it's just not funny at the core. Maybe if it were a current commercial you were using to mock me, but simply pulling something retro doesn't make it inherently funny. Plus, those commercials have been spoofed a million times for two decades, which, makes your attempt even more lame. It's also not a great comparison to Full Sail, even if you really want it to be. Your whole joke is as weak as it is irrelevant. Your every argument is full of inferences and fallacies. You speak, but only fantasy comes out. For being an AA troll I award you 15+ charisma and 17+ Dexterity! You should like that joke - it's as worn out as you!

I am available, for a fee, for consultancy if needed!

thecheese
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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by thecheese » Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:58 pm

Haha.. AND you're a D&D dildo, too.

It just gets better and better.

CarterManGod
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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by CarterManGod » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:07 am

Is that what you're going for? Really? I have to believe you're smart enough to realize that I just pulled a D&D joke because those jokes are almost exactly as old as your S Struthers joke. It was a brilliantly placed blast at you, but, apparently, it was too smart a joke for you to interpret correctly. I think I played D&D once when I met a new friend as a kid- had no idea what was going on, and wasn't interested because 'the dungeon master' kid just seemed to make up crap as he went along. Ironic, because that's like each of your posts.
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thecheese
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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by thecheese » Mon Apr 02, 2012 5:55 am

No, zippy.. your D&D reference was right on par with everything you've posted to date.. and now that you've "outed" yourself, you can't deny it fast enough.

Your jabs are weak, just like your "frozen" website claims, the poorly executed bits that you chose to "showcase" there, and just like your incoherent single paragraph rants littered with 3rd grade punctuation.

That might be giving you a bit too much credit, since 3rd graders probably know what the word "irony" means, and you obviously don't.

Nice try, dingle berry.

CarterManGod
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Re: Why he can't get a job

Post by CarterManGod » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:28 am

Seek help.
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